SQL Cruise Miami & Caribbean 2012 Itinerary Announcement

The itinerary for SQL Cruise Miami & Caribbean is now LIVE.  We currently have two weeks until our requisite SQL Cruise BBQ the day before we sail and then it’s off to warmer locales to the South where we will dig into SAN, Solid State, Performance Tuning, Professional Development, New Features in SQL 2012, and good food and drinks for the next 7 days.

There are still a few spots open for the cruise if interested and unlike many cruise ships there are single “studio” rooms on board the Norwegian Epic.  If interested please make your next step our registration page.

Mystery Speaker Revealed!

I am delighted to announce that Kevin Kline, previous Professional Association for SQL Server (PASS) President, Community Speaker, Author, and Technical Strategy Manager for SQL Server Solutions at Quest Software will be joining us on SQL Cruise Miami 2012 and will be presenting two sessions that complement what I hope is a well-rounded offering for those in attendance.  Kevin, the author of one of my first SQL Server books, O’Reilly Media’s SQL In A Nutshell, and also a contributor to the two MVP Deep Dives books will be presenting the following two sessions:

Leadership Skills for the Database Professional

The skills that made you a successful IT professional are NOT the skills that will make you a top-notch manager. This presentation will teach you the fundamental management skills needed to lead a team of technologists and will take you from motivating and coaching your team, to approaching communications in an organized fashion, to handling common difficult management scenarios. Leaving this seminar, you’ll feel equiped for the challenges of team leadership and ready to lead.

Real World Database Configuration and Tuning

This multi-module seminar covers the spectrum of best practices as they relate to database and application design and configuration, implementation, maintenance and performance tuning. With a special focus on IT organizations with large SQL Server deployments, MVP Kevin Kline will discuss:

  • Bare metal tuning of server and disk configuration
  • Benchmarking performance
  • Physical machine versus virtual machine deployment
  • Database conceptual design and normalization through to physical deployment of databases, indexing and partitioning
  • Understanding SQL Server query performance
  • Identifying performance bottlenecks and resolving performance issues
  • Automating as much as possible so that life gets easier!

I am so thrilled that Kevin will be joining us on SQL Cruise Miami 2012!  If you’re interested in joining us a few spots remain open.  Details about the cruise is available throughout the site but here are a few shortcuts for you:

Cruise Details

Technical Sessions and Presenter Information

Registration Form

What to Expect From SQL Cruise

How to Sell a SQL Cruise as TRAINING to you Manager

 

 

SQL Cruise Miami 2012 Incentive Offer

We at SQL Cruise are in a giving spirit for the holidays and we want those that control the training budgets in your companies to follow suit.  That means that if you register for the Miami 2012 SQL Cruise between now and the end of 2011 you’ll also receive two hours of free consulting from Brent Ozar of Brent Ozar PLF after the cruise.  This is in addition to all the personal consulting time you’ll already be receiving on the cruise from Tim Ford and Brent Ozar which is integral to our training model.

This essentially equates towards cutting the cost of SQL Cruise training by almost 50%. 

We have just 5 seats open.  Norwegian Cruise Line is also offering some great deals as the days wind down to the sailing as well.  All information about the cruises are available here.  Registration is quite simple and can be accessed via our registration page.

SQL Cruise Query Contest

There will be a heightened visibility for SQL Cruisers past, present, and future at the Professional Association for SQL Server Summit this year in Seattle.  Swag will be a part of that visibility and even you Landlubbers will have a chance to sport some SQL Cruise finery!

Here is the deal, in your most creative fashion, construct a query using valid Transact-SQL syntax (as demonstrated below) to explain what you think encaptulates the SQL Cruise experience.  Submit your entry in the comments for this post.  A winner will be chosen from a pool of previous Cruisers as well as a separate winner from those whom have never taken the plunge and sailed with us.  Each winner receives swag to sport while at the PASS Community Summit this year.  Contest ends 9/30/2011.  Winners are announced on 10/4/2011. (But all SQL Cruisers are winners already!)

Stay tuned here for SQL Cruise events at the PASS Community Summit.  Details next week…

 

 

Come Join Us on a SQL Cruise in 2012

It’s certainly a great time of the year.  The air is crisp, but not too cold.  The trees are turning to shades of ochre, scarlet, and yellow.  We’re all not sweating through our clothes or freezing in our boots…

Perhaps we should reconvene when that is not quite the case.  Perhaps January in Miami on board a SQL Cruise headed towards the Eastern Caribbean?  Maybe we can collect on the back deck of the Norwgian Jewel in Seattle just as it’s getting ready to start that ramp up to boiling humidity at the end of May for a SQL Cruise to Alaska?

All good things start with one small decision.  Today is the day to make your choice.  Do you want to read about all the fun and see all the amazing photos taken by your peers that have attended a SQL Cruise or do you want to take it all in first-hand; the premier training, the first class vistas, the networking and bonding that happens with you, your fellow Cruisers, and the Trainers?

If you are looking for a SQL Server training environment that is small group focused, where you will have the opportunity to build deeper connections with your peers then a typical conference, then SQL Cruise is the best choice. SQL Cruise was an outstanding experience that was not only highly educational but fun too! I highly recommend SQL Cruise to all SQL Server professionals.

- Diane McNurlan, SQL Cruise 2010

Registration is now open and seating is limited to the first 15 cruisers for each cruise.  All the information you need in order to join us can be found on our registration page including how and who to contact to secure your stateroom before registration can begin for the SQL Cruise of your dreams.  You must book through our dedicated Norwegian Cruise Lines Group Services Personal Cruise Consultant in order to reserve your stateroom.  We’re looking forward to seeing you with us aboard one of the two SQL Cruises we will be producing in 2012.  Unless you’ve sailed with us before you simply won’t understand the great things that happen when you’re on a SQL Cruise.

Last year I attended both SQL Cruise Miami and the Pass Summit in Seattle.  While both were awesome, I found SQL Cruise to be more rewarding from both a training and networking perspective.  It’s great having so much access to MVP caliber talent like there is with it being such a small group.  I also brought my Dad as my guest and he had a wonderful time participating in SQL Cruise activities, and all the contests and events can really make it a fun time for what we call a “plus one”.  I enjoyed being alongside other Cruisers that were passionate about SQL and I learned a lot from my fellow cruisers as well.  Keep up the good work guys, nothing else out there comes close!

- Richard Zuech, SQL Cruise Miami 2011

We have some excellent sponsors joining us again in 2012 and that helps us keep the costs low for our Cruisers while keeping the quality you expect from a unique event such as SQL Cruise beyond any expectation.  Thank you to SQL Sentry, Brent Ozar PLF, and Idera for coming back for another year of SQL Cruise.  Please be sure to visit our Sponsors page for more information on the companies that feel so strongly in what SQL Cruise believes in:

Unique Experiences.

Engaging Training.

Memories for a Lifetime.

SQL Cruise

SQL Cruise 2012 Spoiler Alert

It’s almost time to open up registration for the 2012 SQL Cruises!  We’re so excited here though we couldn’t resist getting the information we’ve been sitting on out to you a day early.

That’s right, all the information for where we’re going and abstracts submitted to this point are now out on sqlcruise.com.

We are not taking registrations until 9/20/11 at 9:00 am GMT-6 but you get a chance to see what kind of training, fun, and networking we have planned starting in January 2012.

We are doing things differently this year on the Cruise side of SQL Cruise.  You’ll need to book directly with our Personal Cruise Consultant in order to secure your room before we can start you down the dock towards registering for the SQL side of SQL Cruise so don’t jump the gun and get your stateroom through other means because that won’t float.  All the details are on the sqlcruise.com registration page.

 

SQL Cruise wants to welcome SQL Sentry back for another year of partnering with us.  It’s been a great two years so far and we’re looking towards many years of working with them in the future!

 

 

 

We also want to welcome back Idera for their second year of sponsoship of SQL Cruise.  Thank you Idera! 

 

 

Here’s to 2012!  Let it start in the warm seas of the Caribbean on a SQL Cruise together!

SQL Cruise 2012 Cruise Announcement Coming Soon

In May of 2010 Tim Ford and Brent Ozar had an idea. They would provide first class SQL Server and professional development training… on a cruise ship. 
 
Some called it crazy. 
 
Some said it would never work. 
 
Some took a chance… and they had the time of their lives.

 
 

 

 
 

SQL Cruise now heads into it’s third year and the first cruise announcement of the 2012 season is coming soon.

 

Stay Tuned…

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SQLCruise 2011 Alaska: The Movie Trailer

In June 2011, 22 SQL Server pros gathered in Seattle and set sail for Alaska.  This is their story:

Looks like fun, eh? Wanna join us in 2012? Sign up for our email list to be notified when we announce the SQLCruise 2012 schedule.

#SQLCruise Alaska 2011 Wallpaper

You need motivation.

You’re staring at the same monitor all day long, just hoping things will get better.  Give yourself a light at the end of the tunnel with photos we took on SQLCruise Alaska.  Click on each photo to get the high-resolution version.  Enjoy!

Back Deck in Seattle

Back Deck in Seattle

Balcony View

Balcony View

Tim Ford Presenting

Tim Ford Presenting

Norwegian Pearl

Norwegian Pearl

Doug Lane the Viking Comes to Dinner

Doug Lane the Viking Comes to Dinner

Glacier Bay, Alaska

Glacier Bay, Alaska

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Day 1: SQLBBQ and the Red Gate Photo Scavenger Hunt

We started our cruise on land in Seattle, Washington at the beautiful old KR Trigger building.  We set up a Saturday buffet with bahn mi sandwiches, pupusas, and good old tacos, and we stocked the bar with our favorite beers and wines.  The cruisers and their plus-ones got to know each other in a relaxed environment before we set foot on the boat.

Doug and Michelle Lane at SQLBBQ

Doug and Michelle Lane at SQLBBQ

About half of the cruisers and speakers showed up for this early tradition, and half were still making their way to Seattle.  For this cruise, our farthest traveler came from Austria (Klaus Aschenbrenner), and we had a few from the UK.  Everyone was jet lagged this first day, though, so rather than doing karaoke after the SQLBBQ, we all went home to our hotels and crashed.

Sunday morning, a few of us gathered at Lowell’s in the Pike Place market for a hearty breakfast before boarding the Norwegian Pearl for a week of Alaskan sightseeing and SQL Server training.  We had a funny moment when Red Gate’s Grant Fritchey said, “I’m really excited about meeting the StackOverflow guy.”  I pointed to my right and said, “Actually, you’re eating with him right now – this is Kyle Brandt.”

Grant and Michelle Fritchey at Lowell's

Grant and Michelle Fritchey at Lowell's (and Kyle Brandt at the right)

My favorite thing about SQLCruise is the discussion between cruisers – seeing them get to know each other better and learn from each other.  Even just at SQLBBQ, one of the guests said, “I’ve learned more in the last four hours than I’ve learned in the last four months at work.  I’ve been trying to decide how to architect my new server, and I learned the right answer right here!”  If you just sit and listen in a class without asking questions, you’re only hoping that your particular problem will get addressed.  At SQLCruise, we make sure everybody gets to ask the questions they’re struggling with every day, and we break up into small groups to get everybody the right answers.

The discussions moved from restaurants to the bar as we boarded the Norwegian Pearl.

The Great Outdoors Bar

Norwegian Pearl - Great Outdoors Bar

We talked about our technical challenges, our home cities, and the excursions we’d planned for Juneau, Skagway, Ketchikan, and Victoria.  After dinner, the party moved into the Star Bar, where we gathered for the first official onboard activity.

The Red Gate Photo Scavenger Hunt required cruisers to break up into groups, then run around the boat as fast as possible looking for a series of items.  The whole team had to be photographed with the item, which meant the cruisers couldn’t even take the picture – they had to recruit strangers to work the camera.  Photography scenes included getting on the disco floor, finding a man with a funny hat, finding a sign with a version of SQL Server, and re-enacting a scene from the Titanic.

The winning team was eligible for a series of prizes including an iPad, a 1TB external hard drive, and more, but we had to have a tiebreaker to determine the winner.  After our most exhausting finale yet, Grant Fritchey awarded the Red Gate iPad to Christina Leo.

Red Gate Winners

Red Gate Scavenger Hunt Winners

We retired back to our cabins (well, some of us partied first!) to get some sleep before the first full day of training.