SQL Cruise Caribbean 2012 Day 6 – Back in Class… On the Boat
Today was our marathon day of classes: we covered performance tuning concepts with Kevin Kline, bad habits to avoid in SQL Server with Aaron Bertrand, and Brent Ozar provided a very well-received session covering analysis of your SQL Server Plan Cache.
The day started early for me as they always tend to on the SQL Cruises. I knew that I’d be able to hit the back deck of the ship where we’ve been holding Office Hours and find Brent though. He takes “early-riser” to a new level. We had a great conversation about the future of SQL Cruise, the current class of Cruisers, the state of SQL Server, coffee, and technology. I’ve not had the opportunity to pull Brent aside to talk much on this SQL Cruise and it was a nice hour or so having this discussion and watching the sun crest over the Caribbean Sea to our Southeast.
I excused myself so Brent could finish up his prep-work for the Plan Cache BI presentation and joined
him and the Cruisers for the presentation. Brent was nervous about this presentation since he doesn’t typically do demos and this was a new presentation for him. He did a great job and the comments I’ve since heard from the Cruisers place this one near the top of the heap for this SQL Cruise.
After a break for a group lunch we collected back in the conference room and dove into Aaron Bertrand’s session on Bad T/SQL Habits to Kick. I really enjoyed this session because it highlights many of the things I have done in the past or sometimes still find myself doing ashamedly. There were definitely many points made that I still see in my day-to-day administration work when I review ISV code and architecture! I was surprised a bit at the unwillingness of the Cruisers to admit they still do some of these things themselves. Either that, or it’s because we simply have an amazing group on board this time around! (We Do!)
Kevin wrapped up the day with his performance tuning presentation. Usually a full-day precon, he dove into one of the modules for us in great depth and it dovetailed nicely into all the presentations we’ve had to date on this SQL Cruise. Kevin was definitely a hit with all the Cruisers and I look forward to him hopefully presenting for us again on a future SQL Cruise!
After class we were able to enjoy the waning sunlight and take in a bit of Office Hours time before heading back inside to group up for various dinner arrangements. Many of us met again for the 7-pm The Second City show. For those of you not familiar with The Second City it is the improvisational comedic guild that gave rise to such talents as John Belushi, Gilda Radner, Steven Colbert, Rick Moranis, and Eugene Levy. They take suggestions from the audience and incorporate it into their show.
Thanks to Yours Truly they gave the audience insight into a day in the life of a group of Database Administrators. (A nice call back for me because I recall getting a different troupe to do likewise on our very first SQL Cruise.)
Oh, and don’t worry folks… it seems as though from the performers and audience alike NO ONE KNOWS WHAT WE DO. Unless it involves jiggling wires to make things go faster – and we all know that’s the job for a Server Engineer.

Day four found us with our second land day of SQL Cruise Miami 2012. As a group we decided to take the lead from someone who had been to St. Thomas a half-dozen times in the past…
Yes, we hailed a taxi – all thirteen of us – and made our way to the opposite side of the island from the cruise ship docks and the host of trinket and jewelry shops for a ship of a different kind; one that would take us to St. John for our final destination: Trunk Bay. This may have been my favorite stop on all of the SQL Cruises so far though it’s a close vote with our snorkeling trip in Ketchikan, Alaska last year. Odd how both these trips involve snorkeling and 5,000 miles in opposite directions. Brent Ozar was our tour guide on this stop of SQL Cruise Miami 2012. We made our way from St. Thomas via ferry service to St. John then hailed a second taxi to the U.S. Virgin Islands National Park and Trunk Bay where we were able to take in the white sand beaches, warm breezes, and the aforementioned snorkeling.
After returning to the ship we met up for consulting and networking time at our SQL Cruise Cocktail Party. Topics covered were resume building and interviewing horror stories along with all the technical trappings that come with being a DBA. We also took the opportunity to celebrate Aaron Betrand’s birthday. Happy Birthday Aaron. Hopefully it was a memorable one!
The Training
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Our first day on land has finally arrived. After two very successful class days at sea we arrived at 8:00 am in the port of Phillipsburg, St. Maarten. While some of us simply planned to explore the shops and perhaps get a drink or meal on the island many of us spent the day on excursions – in the case of Aaron Betrand from SQL Sentry one of his own choosing. Aaron decided that after a day leading us through enhancements and changes coming in SQL Server 2012 that he would avoid relaxation in exchange for biking 25 miles around the island that is shared by both the Netherlands and France. While the French are determined to maintain their roads – Aaron wasn’t so lucky on the Dutch side and is nursing some serious chaffing, aches, and pains along with a nice little sunburn.
The evening agenda for SQL Cruise kicked off first however at the Spice H2O Pool and Grill where we held the Brent Ozar PLF Art Auction. If you’ve gone on a cruise before you know they do what they can to separate you from your money. One of those methods are by holding art auctions – they lure you in with free champagne in the hopes you will make some starving artist not so hungry and the cruise line will happily take a commission on the sale. On SQL Cruise we have our twist on the genre. Including our own money which we provide to the Cruisers. Some prizes are great. Some, well let’s just say some are great fun. From underwater digital cameras to posters of dogs playing poker everyone walked away with something after the auction.